Um, “Life” isn’t a rule. And if it were, it would mean the same thing as “Live.” I guess “Four Simple Rules and One Thing Plaque” didn’t have the right ring to it.“Five simple rules for living are artfully summed up: Live, Learn, Laugh, Love, Life.”
Has this ever happened to you? You’re sitting at the breakfast table, having your morning cup of coffee. Suddenly, you desperately need to know what time it is! But since you haven’t finished your coffee yet, you just don’t have the energy to check your watch, or pull out your phone, or tilt your head upwards to look at a wall clock. So you sit there, wondering what time it is and doomed never to know.
Well, okay, that has never happened to me. But if it has ever happened to you, your problems are solved!
I have to admit, I actually got the giggles when I turned the page to this product. I’m relieved to know, as the copy proudly announces, that it’s the only one of its kind.
Yeah…you forgot to put the new cover sheet on your TPS luggage…did you get the memo? I’ll just make sure you get another copy of the memo, okay? Yeah…I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday.